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not sure if that's what he actually said or not
but that combined wtih the fact that I couldn't understand him led to my decision






You're a nice guy. You're a bastard, but you're a nice guy. -RJ



03.10.2005 - Ryan Barr Killed the Internet

"Thanks a lot Ryan"


I am Erik's bruised liver...



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Beware! A real saw is very sharp and should be handled with care. Some players use saws with the teeth removed but I think that's cheating.

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

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